{"product_id":"hardcover-book-floral-estrangements","title":"Hardcover Book - Floral Estrangements","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFlowers for when you love them . . . not.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe ultimate guide to finding new and fragrant ways to channel your frustrations and fuel your revenge fantasies with some common (and not-so-common) vengeful plants, as well as suggested bouquets to blight your nemeses.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIs there anything more savage than an archly composed bouquet? The Victorians didn't think so, which is why their flower symbols weren't just endearing-they were also cheeky, rude, and downright hostile. This illustrated floriography will help you choose the perfect Floral Estrangement for your situation, such as:- The \"Maybe You Shouldn't Have Given Me Your Phone Password\" (Yellow Chrysanthemum, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Basil, Yellow Rose, Tansy) - The \"Still Thinking about the $1K I Spent to Be a Bridesmaid at Your Destination Wedding\" (Black-Eyed Susan, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Delphinium, Orange Lily) - The \"His Mommy Issues Are Now Your Problem\" (Withered White Rose, Pine, Delphinium) \u003cbr\u003eWith incredible, subtly hostile illustrations of flowers throughout, this is a sumptuous, decadent, guilty pleasure of a gift or self-purchase. As a modern bard says, \"Don't get sad, get even.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA FRESH TAKE FLOWER BOOK: It's the perfect time for a book on the language of flowers that focuses on the darker side of its symbolism. For anyone who fantasizes about sending your awful ex a message on Valentine's Day, this book includes hilarious (and informative!) tips for you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMODERN LOVE (AND HATE): This hilarious guide to flowers one should never send is pitch-perfect for iconoclasts who love to buck the trends and fans of such vengeful entertainments as \u003ci\u003eBridgerton\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eDo Revenge\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for: - Fans of \u003ci\u003eWicked Plants\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eFloriography:\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eAn Illustrated Guide to the Victorian Language of Flowers\u003c\/i\u003e - People who hate Valentine's Day - Gift-giving to a recently dumped friend or relative - Botany enthusiasts - The eternally vengeful and embittered\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Raincoast","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52335045443830,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0562\/2700\/4591\/files\/B83FED44-8E94-43FB-9D6A-3BBB5AAFE050.jpg?v=1794167837","url":"https:\/\/www.ifiori.ca\/products\/hardcover-book-floral-estrangements","provider":"ifiori","version":"1.0","type":"link"}